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Jose Canseco showed off his newly created punch-and-run technique during his Mixed Martial Arts debut last night in Japan — and needless to say, it didn’t work at all.
Canseco fought the superhuman-sized 7’2″ 330-pound Hong Man Choi at the Dream Super Hulk tournament in Yokohama — which mercifully ended after ONE MINUTE when Choi mounted the old “Bash Brother” and beat him to a pulp.
Unfortunately, they don’t make a steroid that turns you into someone with fighting ability